How to Convince Your Hookup You’re Not Relationship Material

“Keep talking like this and she will be convinced”

You go on hookup sites because you want to find a woman for casual sex. You’re not leading anyone on and no one’s going to get hurt, right? That’s the idea. However, sometimes when you hook up with someone she thinks that she’s found the one. Desperate women can’t resist the flood of hormones that happen when they orgasm, so you’re going to come in for a hookup and as you’re getting ready to go she wants to know if you want to grab some food. The best thing that you can do is to make her rethink labeling you as someone she wants to see more of. Here’s how to convince her to forget about you without having to push her away (and risk not being able to hook up with her again.)

Don’t Censor Your Humor

Everyone knows that there’s male humor and female humor. When you’re trying to convince her to forget about you, all you have to do is dial up the male humor. Women think that a good sense of humor is a huge turn on in a man. What they really mean is that a man who shares their sense of humor is a huge turn on. So dial up the body humor and feel free to make comments about other people’s bodies. Is the woman in front of you dressing for the body she wants, not the body she has? Don’t feel shy about saying so. If the woman you’re with isn’t laughing along with you you know that things are going well. She’s going to be rethinking whether or not she really wants to talk to you at the end of every day.

Be as Messy as Possible

If you don’t know how to get on a woman’s bad side, clutter it is. It doesn’t matter if she’s messy or not; she’s going to want you to be the saint that she can’t be. So skip the coasters and put your dirty feet up on the coffee table. It’s going to suck if you’re a neat freak yourself, but it’s what you have to do to convince her that she can do better. Leave your glasses in the sink and don’t bother with any of the basic courtesies. The only thing is that you can’t go too overboard or she’s going to know that it’s a trap.

Talk Poorly about Other Women

“A helpful task to make her hate you”

This is the big one, and it loops back to making fun of a woman you see on the street. She’s not going to want to be with a man who doesn’t treat women well. Fight your white knight instincts on this one for the sake of your freedom. Call other women out on their promiscuity and critique their outfits. She’s going to feel less than perfectly confident, which is a good thing if you’re intending on leaving her out of the loop. She’s going to think about hooking up with you again, but you’re not the kind of man that she’s going to spend time with.

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